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Only in America...

1. Only in America ... do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.
2. Only in America ... do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke.
3. Only in America ... do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
4. Only in America ... do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in
the garage.
5. Only in America ... do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
6. Only in America ... do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'
and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
7. Only in America ... do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

 

 

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